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On Exercise…

07 Oct 08 @ 1126 by Bull  
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Been a while since I posted and couldn’t think of anything better than the following. The source should be a big surprise for those on the Liberal Left…

As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise, and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun, therefore, be the constant companion to your walks.”

Thomas Jefferson

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Another Child Rapist Put Down Like A Dog

29 Sep 08 @ 1340 by Bull  
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INDIANAPOLIS — A convicted sex offender died Sunday during a struggle with a father who found the naked man in or near his 17-year-old daughter’s bedroom, police said.

Police responding to a call from the city’s northwest side about 3:20 a.m. found 64-year-old Robert McNally on the hallway floor with his arm around the neck of 52-year-old David T. Meyers, who was pronounced dead at the scene.

Good riddance to bad rubbish, says I! :twisted:

So help me, if ever I become a millionaire I’ll pay bounty to anyone putting one of these rabid monsters down.

I hereby award “Bull’s Balls” to Robert McNally for his dedication to family and for doing the Human Race a grand service in taking out this spot of scum.  End of Article

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A Gold Letter Day

13 Sep 08 @ 0421 by Bull  
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It is 0345 as I begin writing this… I woke up just a short while ago with someone on my mind. That someone is my son, Jacob Logan.

Fourteen years ago today Jake entered my life and he has been nothing but a pure joy ever since. I have had the opportunity to work with many teenagers over the years. Teens that had taken the high road in Life, and those that had taken the low road. I can say, without any fear of bias, that my son is the finest example of a young man that I have ever had the privilege to know. Yes, that is a hell of a statement to make but I stand by it.

1st-rifle A Gold Letter Day

There were a few years there when we were separated due to a bitter divorce however those days are now gone forever. Since June 2007, Jake lives where he belongs - here in ‘The Pasture’ with his father, The Bull. Since his arrival in Mobile, Jake has taken on the rolls of eldest son to Lady Beth and as big brother to our younger children, Sarah and the twins, Jack & Anthony. He has shown his abilities as a superior student with a knack for making friends everywhere he goes. Jake is also the rarest of kids in that he has never once complained about any chore assigned to him. His abilities at the shooting range and his attention to safety led me to present him with his first rifle, (a Ruger 10/22 carbine), on his last birthday as seen in the photo above. (I only pray that he doesn’t expect the same on every birthday! :shock: )

I could write until dawn of my admiration for my son, but you get the picture.

Here’s to you, Jake. HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY!

Dad, out!  End of Article

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Dragons, Dragons, Everywhere!

12 Sep 08 @ 1056 by Bull  
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I think I have made mention before of Lady Beth’s near-obsession with Bearded Dragons. Of all of the reptiles, arachnids, birds and various ‘fuzzies’ that come through our Exotic Animal Rescue, none have caught her heart like the Bearded Dragons.

You can only imagine her delight when a pair of our Dragons began laying fertile eggs some 50+ days ago. As is usual, some of the eggs collapsed and died, but still a fair few seemed to be doing well. On the 8th the eggs began to hatch and as of this posting we have seven brand-new baby Beardies running around in a tank next to our bed. They are the most entertaining creatures around! Either as the excited young or in their more stoic adult forms, nothing beats a Bearded Dragon as an exotic pet. Here, take a look at a couple of our new babies…

Baby Beardies

Eventually these little carnivorous dragonettes will grow into 12 to 14 inch veggie-eating Dragons that look like this:

animal-rescue-081 Dragons, Dragons, Everywhere!

Nice, huh? :grin:

Bull, out.  End of Article

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Why Men Shouldn’t Own Action Figures

12 Sep 08 @ 0935 by Bull  
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From my future son-in-law, Justin. (I think he’s going to fit in just fine…)

Why Men Shouldn't Own Action Figures

Sometimes you just need a laugh and even crude humor gets the job done. (I just can’t believe that I didn’t think of this first!)

Bull, out!  End of Article

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Little Known Sarah Palin Facts

11 Sep 08 @ 1113 by Bull  
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The Bull would like to give you, our Dear Readers, a few of our favorite “Little Known Sarah Palin Facts“:

  1. Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
  2. Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
  3. When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered
  4. Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite
  5. Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk
  6. Sarah Palin can divide by zero
  7. As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding
  8. In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight
  9. Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North
  10. Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
  11. Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
  12. Sarah Palin is what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout”
  13. Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
  14. N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap

And then, The Bull’s absolute favorite:

  • Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”

For even more LKSPF’s, go to the Sarah Palin Facts website.

I find myself wondering more and more each day why it has taken America so long to discover that a conservative married mother of five is the perfect candidate for our elected leadership. :???:

Well, we know now and it is up to us, those that still love our Nation, the REAL Americans, to get her - and John McCain into office by taking ourselves to the polls in November!

Bull, out! (er… if that’s OK with Sarah, that is…)   End of Article

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Justice - Texas Style!

05 Sep 08 @ 0718 by Bull  
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Damned if this didn’t make my entire day! Yeah, McCain’s speech was excellent and helped me sleep better last night, but this news story ROCKS!

(Story from Fox News Online…)

BLUE MOUND, Texas — When two gunmen smashed through the glass front door of her suburban Fort Worth home, Kellie Hoehn didn’t think twice.

The 34-year-old mother of two grabbed a shotgun that had been pointed at her face early Wednesday, starting a struggle that ended with one intruder killed with his own weapon and another in the hospital.

“I wasn’t going to let them get to my babies,” she said, recalling the moment when she pushed up the muzzle of the shotgun, pointing it away from her children’s rooms.

Although the intruders told her to keep quiet, she screamed for her husband. She told her 12-year-old son, who was awakened by the sound of the shattering glass front door, to get his 5-year-old sister and hide.

“It was like a horror movie,” her husband, 32-year-old Keith Hoehn, told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. “I thought I was a dead man. We’re fighting for our lives.”

With Kellie Hoehn clinging to the weapon’s muzzle, her husband tackled the man who held the shotgun. She knocked the intruder in the head with a jar candle, giving her husband a chance to wrest the shotgun.

By then the tussle had spilled out onto the front lawn. Keith Hoehn shot one of the men who had a pistol, police said. Wounded, that man ran away.

Then the intruder who initially had the shotgun charged Keith Hoehn.

Kellie Hoehn told The Dallas Morning News that she screamed at her husband, “Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.”

Her husband fired the shotgun and the man fell to the ground. Then the shot man lunged a second time.

“Well, I shot him again, and I guess that was it,” Keith Hoehn said.

Dakota Scott Benoit, 20, of Richland Hills, was pronounced dead at a hospital. John Garland Pierson, 25, of Haltom City, was in critical condition and in police custody at the hospital.

“I am not happy that someone is dead,” Kellie Hoehn said. “But I am glad that my family is alive.”

Police said Pierson was shot in the left arm and the bullet pierced his diaphragm and other organs but his condition was improving. He will face charges of burglary of habitation with intent to commit another felony, police said.

Investigators say the couple were just defending their family and probably won’t be charged.

Probably, hell! They had better NOT be charged! :evil:

Meanwhile, The Bull would like to take a moment and award the Hoehn Family the coveted Golden Bull’s Balls Award for Bravery and showing the American Fighting Spirit!

Congrats, folks!

Bull, out!  End of Article

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Pig Catching 101

04 Sep 08 @ 0054 by Bull  
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Here is another of those emails that we find in our mailboxes from time-to-time that make us laugh or think hard about our lives. I want you, Dear Reader to remember that it is The Bull - a disabled American - that is sending you this notice. Read on…

THIS IS TRULY THOUGHT PROVOKING.

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new communist regime.

In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked:

“Do you know how to catch wild pigs?”

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke.

“You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.

When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.

The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again.

You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.

Soon they go back to eating the free corn . They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.”

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America . Liberals keep pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keep spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax cuts, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:

1) There is no such thing as a free lunch

2) and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government ‘help’ is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to send this on to your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably laugh this off.

But God help you when the gate slams shut.  End of Article

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Goodbye Gustav, Screw You Media

02 Sep 08 @ 0333 by Bull  
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Hurricane Gustav is gone. the cities of Mobile, Biloxi, Gulfport, and even New Orleans & Morgan City still stand. Heck, even the GOP convention continues.

ALL despite the bloody liberal media’s prayers to the contrary!

The leeches in our media live on destruction and death. Moreover, the bastards enjoy placing the blame for natural phenomenon squarely on George Bush’s - and the GOP’s - shoulders. How they come to such a hair-brained conclusion is beyond me. Probably been into the same crack pipe as Al Gore. It also strikes me as odd that when the media speaks of the Gulf Coast they will mention Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida - completely skipping Alabama!

The hurricane was of no major inconvenience here at The Pasture. The power blinked a time or two but never went out. There were numerous tornado warnings but I am unaware of any significant damage.

In most places the evacuations were absolutely unnecessary. The worst part of that is that when the next storm that requires evacuation of low-lying areas comes along many folk will simply stay. Then far more than eight will die.

All due to the media hyping up a storm.

Thanks. We needed that. NOT!

Bull, out!  End of Article

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First Thought on Sarah Palin

29 Aug 08 @ 1142 by Bull  
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As I sit here listening to Governor Sarah Palin’s of Alaska speaking to a Dayton, OH along side of Senator McCain crowd I realize that these are the kind of days that I am MOST proud of my Nation.

She IS what this Nation needs as a Vice-President!

Happy Birthday to John McCain & Happy 20th Anniversary to Governor Sarah Palin & her husband, Todd!
(What an anniversary gift! :shock: )

Bull, out.  End of Article

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A Home Run for the Conservative Team!

29 Aug 08 @ 1027 by Bull  
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John McCain has been known for years as a maverick in Washington, D.C. To tell you the truth, The Bull thinks that McCain is more like one of the Heroes of my home State of South Carolina - the ‘Swamp Fox’, Francis Marion - when it comes to strategy.

What a wonderful choice McCain has made in the Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin!

Sarah and Todd Palin have five children: boys Track, 19, and Trig, 4 months, and daughters Bristol, 17, Willow, 13, and Piper, 7. Track Palin joined the Army last September and will deploy to Iraq on Sept. 11. Palin had kept her pregnancy with Trig a secret as she worked in the governor’s mansion, confirming only weeks before the birth that she was going to have a son who she knew would have Down syndrome. She returned to work in April three days after giving birth. To date she maintains an 80% approval rating among Alaskans.

Palin is a Life Member of the NRA. She has been, and remains, an advocate of 2nd Amendment & sportsman’s Rights. She also is an advocate of a sound energy policy including drilling in ANWAR as needed while we develop alternative energy sources. Palin is also a pro-life candidate that will appeal to the Republican base.

This choice does serious damage to the ‘Dim’-ocrat ticket in that they dare not use the “lack of experience” line considering their top-of-the-ticket choice. Palin is also a Washington outsider, unlike Biden. A woman also brings in the female vote dis-enfranchised by the Democratic maneuvers to put Obama in office.

Now we have a race, my friends! :grin:McCain/Palin“. Sounds good to me!

Bull, out!  End of Article

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Preparations for Hurricane Gustav

29 Aug 08 @ 0311 by Bull  
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It is the season for these bloody storms. It is also the portion of the season when Mobile, AL’s weather is most likely to be effected by hurricanes. Since Katrina we have been blessed with moderate weather and a cooler winters. However, it may be time to pay the piper as nothing last forever - and especially good weather!

Enter Hurricane Gustav.

The storm is expected to hit the exceedingly warm waters of the Gulf and explode into a monster storm with the Gulf Coast, and Mobile Bay, squarely in its sights. The Bull agrees with that assessment. Further, with all of the animals we care for at Lady Beth’s Chaos & Critters Exotic Rescue we will not be among the folks evacuating.

023214 Preparations for Hurricane Gustav

Preparations, the serious preparations, begin tomorrow. Postings on this blog shall be light until the storm has had its say.

As is my custom, I will post updates as the storm comes ashore until connectivity is lost. I have, as usual, made arrangements with a fellow blogger to post occasional called-in updates on our condition here at The Pasture in the event that we are without power and connectivity for an extended period of time. Also my custom, Look for those updates at TexasFred’s.

TexasFred is a fine American and a dedicated blogger who I feel I can trust to get the word out. His blog is a damned fine read any day of the week, too!

So. That’s it for now. I ask for your prayer for all of those that have been afflicted by these storms and those that will be so afflicted. Be prepared to give of your time, if not money, after the water & winds. Pray for this Nation as well. If this old Pagan can do it, then you can too!

Bull, out.  End of Article

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San Fran’s Radio Pervert Gets Off Light

29 Aug 08 @ 0206 by Bull  
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Fox News reports…

SAN FRANCISCO — A former San Francisco radio talk show host and Roman Catholic priest was sentenced to more than seven years in prison Thursday for distributing child pornography.

KGO-AM 810 Radio, Ward’s employer, refused to comment for this posting when contacted by The Bull.

Last December The Bull reported to you concerning this pervert in a post titled ‘Lion of the Left’ To Soon Be Neutered. The wheels of Justice seemed to have turned rather quickly for this child-hunting monster. Sadly though, Bernie Ward’s case was set in the ‘Granola State‘ and he has been sentenced to a mere seven years instead of the death penalty a he should have been. I’d have even been satisfied with a life sentence, but what can you expect from one of the most Liberal areas of the Nation? :???:

Bernie Ward - Child Pornographer

Ward, a father of four and strong Obama supporter, admitted in a conversation with the woman who turned him in that he was sexually aroused when his daughter walked in the bathroom while he showered, according to court documents. :shock: It has to make one wonder what evils are sharing our planet with us.

Doron Weinberg (read as “Whine-berg”), the pervert’s shyster, begged for the mandatory minimum sentence of five years. He offered letters of support from the Liberal Left and Ward’s volunteer work as reasons he should be let off with a light sentence. All the while ‘Whine-berg’ continued to rant that Ward downloaded the child porn for “journalistic research”.
Riiiiight!

It’s clear that it ended in a dark place,” Weinberg said. “Bernie Ward is a good man.”

[Begin Sarcasm]
Sure thing, Moron Doron. All ‘good men‘ have sexual fantasies about their daughters. Does that include you, Mr. Weinberg? :evil: Just asking because it certainly does not apply to The Bull or any normally functioning Human Being that I am aware of on Mother Earth!
[End Sarcasm]

Now you know why I despise lawyers - their definition of the word ‘good’ is horribly skewed, and I understand from waitresses I know that they are horrible tippers as well…

There is very little solace that America can take from such a light sentence on such horrendous charges. However, we can sleep a little better for the next few years knowing that nearly every evening little Mr. ‘Short Eyes’ Ward will either be looking over his shoulder or be getting his just desserts - prison-style. There is always the chance that ol’ Bernie the Child Molester will self-correct and save us all a lot of grief and the tax payers a lot of money.

Bernie Ward, have fun storming the castle… er, ‘prison’!
And remember these two things:

  1. Take care to keep you back to the wall in the showers,
  2. Your kids are FAR safer without you,
  3. The drop needs to be short at your weight,
  4. It will only hurt for a second and then it will all be over.

Have a nice day! :mrgreen:

Bull, out!  End of Article

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