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Anti-Depressant humor

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 12:51:08 -0500 by Bull

Pop. Dear ol’ Pop.
I’m standing here, (Yep. I have to stand every little bit or my body seizes up on me.), depressed as hell and worrying myself sick about next week’s Social Security hearing, when email arrives from my Pop containing some very interesting news that I’ll get to in a bit, (when I can sit down again), and some humor that literally begs to be posted immediately. Therefore I give you…
Hillary and Arnold

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Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said, “If you were my husband I would poison your drink.“

Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, “And if you were my wife I would drink it. “

And just like that, my depression is lifted, even if it be for only a little while. Thank you, Pop. I needed that!
Omar out.  End of Article

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  • 1 Gus Jan 25, 2005 at 0404

    Arnie must have been reading a book of Winston Churchill quotes, as this one is from the mouth of the great man himself.

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