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If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. ~ Benjamin Franklin ~

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Entries from April 2005

Rosie O’Donnell: A “Hanoi” Jane Wanna-be

April 30th, 2005 4 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell. What a bitch…

Frankly, it’s times like this when I kinda wish I wasn’t so open-minded towards homosexuals. At least then I’d have a few good names to call the bitch. There’s got to be something… How about “Wretched Rosie, the Loser Lady“? Yeah. That will work, and be accurate too! After all, the [...]

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Out of Control Blog-Litter

April 30th, 2005 No Comments

Blog Litter.

That is what I’m going to call it. It is the plug-ins, and files, and photos, and junk that builds up over time to eventually make one’s databases look like a rat’s nest. Things become harder to find. Eventually you just want to throw your hands up and scream at the screen. The more [...]

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Black Leaders Slam Cops for Handcuffing Girl

April 30th, 2005 No Comments

Just read this from the Associated Press. Commentary follows..

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Black leaders urged the police chief to punish officers involved in last month’s handcuffing of an unruly 5-year-old girl, a video of which was aired around the world.

About two dozen black leaders, many of them retired educators and administrators, met with the police [...]

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Self-Defense Bill Signed Into Law in Florida

April 29th, 2005 No Comments

Self-Defense Bill Signed Into Law in Florida By Melanie Hunter CNSNews.com Deputy Managing Editor April 27, 2005

(1st Add: Includes comments from the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence and the South Florida chapter of the Million Mom March.)

(CNSNews.com) — Florida Gov. Jeb Bush Tuesday signed into law a bill that says if a criminal breaks into someone’s home, [...]

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Welcome back to the Lord God Bird!

April 28th, 2005 No Comments

The “Lord God Bird” has come back from the dead!

Also known as the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker has been found - alive and well - in the swamplands of Arkansas after being considered totally extinct for over 50 years.

Hmm… Science was wrong yet again.

Welcome back!Omar, out.

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Murderous Muslim Traitor to Die

April 28th, 2005 1 Comment

Source: Associated Press

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — A military jury sentenced a soldier to death Thursday for a grenade and rifle attack on his own comrades during the opening days of the Iraq invasion, a barrage that killed two officers and that prosecutors said was driven by religious extremism.

Sgt. Hasan Akbar, (murderous coward), who gave a [...]

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Hello, “Old Friend”

April 27th, 2005 No Comments

Hello, “Pain”,

While I can’t truthfully say I’m happy to have you once again this close to me, I do have to admit that you know how to make a man know he is alive - and wish he wasn’t! You are a persistant bastard, too. Since you arrived for your latest visit you have not [...]

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Something Odd in Baltimore

April 26th, 2005 1 Comment

Hey, Pop! Here’s somethin’ ya don’t see everyday in your ol’ hometown…

Buffalo Roam Into Baltimore Suburbs Source: AP Tuesday, April 26, 2005

PIKESVILLE, Md. — Police spent about two hours Tuesday morning corralling a herd of buffalo (search) that somehow got loose and wandered around an upscale residential community in suburban Baltimore, disrupting traffic and alarming homeowners.

County police used [...]

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Cops in fear of their lives from a 5 yr. old girl?

April 23rd, 2005 No Comments

The following was pulled from the AP and shows once again how America’s Police have become on the whole nothing more than a group of out-of-control, power-trippin’, ex-geeks-getting-back-at-the-world, thugs.

Saturday, April 23, 2005 ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — An attorney says he plans legal action against police officers who handcuffed an unruly 5-year-old girl after she acted up [...]

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!st Wedding Anniversary @ The Bull Speaks!

April 22nd, 2005 1 Comment

Not sure I’m doing this right…Mark, feel free to fix it for me..lol.

Mark and I had a wonderful anniversary today (not yet over). We went to Ruby Tuesdays for loaded cheese fries and a chocolate tall cake and then came home to wine, chips and beef jerkey. We’re easy to please I [...]

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The Obvious

April 21st, 2005 No Comments

This is an email from one of my favorite people on this planet, Liz O. The Lone Ranger in this story reminds me of myself at times, and of our elected politicians almost always!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours [...]

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Yes! Hell, yes!! “Hanoi” Jane got juiced!!!

April 21st, 2005 No Comments

I did a quick count. Fully 43% of my closest friends are either gay or bi-sexual. I, however, am very much straight - much to the relief of Lady Beth!

I’m telling you though, if I ever meet Mike Smith of Kansas City, MO face-to-face I think I’m going to kiss him square on his tobacco-chewing [...]

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Herp Humor, pt. duex

April 20th, 2005 No Comments

More from N.E.R.D.

If you like these cute graphix, you can buy the t-shirts on the N.E.R.D. website.Omar, out.

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