This is an email from one of my favorite people on this planet, Liz O. The Lone Ranger in this story reminds me of myself at times, and of our elected politicians almost always!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound
asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and
says, “Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?”
The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, “Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?”
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, “Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass.
Someone has stolen tent.”
Thanks, Liz!
Omar, out.
