I did a quick count. Fully 43% of my closest friends are either gay or bi-sexual. I, however, am very much straight – much to the relief of Lady Beth!
I’m telling you though, if I ever meet Mike Smith of Kansas City, MO face-to-face I think I’m going to kiss him square on his tobacco-chewing mouth! He may slug me afterwards without any chance of me complaining. It will be worth it, just as he said of his actions. Let me explain…
Mr. Mike Smith, an American Veteran, (and now a National Hero to all Veterans), met up with “Hanoi” Jane Fonda at a book signing and in a moment of pure brilliance he spit the Communist bitches face FULL of tobacco juice and said she had been spitting in the face of American veterans – notably Vietnam Vets – for decades. (I wonder what brand Mike chews… I hope it is a strong one like Bloodhound plug.) Mr. Smith stated that he was just returning her actions and was happy to do something that other American Veterans have been wanting to do for years. Of course, Mike was arrested on charges of Disorderly Conduct and will face trial in next month (May). (Get ready to send letters of support, my Veteran Readers!) “Hanoi” Jane – in her smartest move in decades – refused to press charges. Had she done so, The Bull suspects she would not have ever again been able to walk the street without “tobacco spit-proof” clothing!
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“Hanoi” Jane is most noted for the photos of her sitting on an anti-aircraft gun in North Vietnam and calling American pilots and soldiers “war criminals”. She has made several attempts now to apologize for her actions but has failed miserably to do so in any meaningful or believable way. The Bull suggest that she use a short rope and a high tree limb.
Here’s to you, Mike Smith. You have indeed raised the moral of American Veterans everywhere. In particularly the moral of your brother Vietnam Vets. Further, as soon as a photo of Mike can be located that photo shall be placed on this blog in a place of Honor.
Bless you, Sir. Bless you.
ADDENDUM: Fox News will run a story tonight asking the question: “In the light of the spitting attack on Jane Fonda, is her life really in danger?”
I have an answer! “WHO CARES?!”
Omar, out.
