The following just came in from our dog trainer. Simply hilarious! (…and uncommonly close to how many true dog lovers feel…)
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Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting-list for a
dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number
has come up and … we are having a PUPPY!!! We must get rid of our
children immediately because we just know how time consuming our new
little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn’t be fair to the children.
Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the
children into rescue this weekend!
They are described as: One male – His name is Tommy, English/Irish mix,
light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He
doesn’t bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly
in the toilet. Has had Chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils
have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house
trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and
with a little training he should be able to read soon.
One female – Her name is Lexie, English/Irish mix, strawberry blonde
hair, green eyes, quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times.
Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little
attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils
out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with
other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and
therefore would do best in a one-child household. She is a very quick
learner and is currently working on her house training… it shouldn’t
take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what’s right for
them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no
longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy. I
hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real
emergency here!!!
They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we
will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark
country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
–Author unknown
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{snicker}
Omar, out.
Loved the article! That’s exactly why I stick with kittens
Toodles!
Mala