It Never Fails…!

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:11:03 -0500 by Bull

It never fails. Not even once.

The instant I think I’ve come across something I will enjoy, I fnd that some group of tree-hugging Left-wing Liberal nutjobs has decided it is something the planet Earth could do without.

Let’s see…

Hunting & shooting modern weapons? Nope. Can’t do that because “guns are bad”.
Ok, switch to hunting and shooting with flintlocks. No way! I might use that black powder for nefarious purposes.
Camping. That’s an “Earth-friendly” idea, right? Wrong! I can’t be trusted to not leave trash around or might burn down California. (Hmmm…. {evil grin})
I know! Fishing. No, PETA says I’d be murdering my brother, the trout. (Dan was a lot of things, but a cold fish he wasn’t!)
Home-schooling our Rug-Rats. Nada. That would make me one of those elitist Republicans trying to gain Federal support of religious schools via a voucher program. (I’m home-schooling the munchkins anyway! Eat my shorts. Er… when I wear any, that is…)
This bloody list could be endless, but it is just past 4 AM Mobile-time I’ll stop right here.

The thing that set off this wee tirade occurred when I thought to look online for a few simple craft projects I could do with the kids during our evil home-schooling hours. Since I have just completed a PVC target stand (Plans & pics to be posted soon!) for use in a couple of my politically INCORRECT activities, I thought that perhaps a couple of flower box stands and a set of shelves made of the easy-to-use PVC piping would do the trick. Using a PVC cablesaw, the twins - Jack & Anthony(Bug) - could make the cuts for me. One on each end of the cable. Safe, fun, and educational. (You know… measuring, marking, motor skills, etc.)

Damn me if I didn’t get jumped on by yet another Liberal bunch of morons. This time it is Greenpeace. Turns out that they are on a crusade to rid Earth of PVC and many other plastics! Seems that many chemicals are used in the manufacture of plastics, (Say it ain’t so, Ma!), and that we could be using other, more “green friendly” construction materials - like wood.

Wood? WOOD! Hell no! We can’t use wood.
Haven’t you heard of the Spotted Owl?

Omar, out!