2006 January | The Bull Speaks!

After months of jumping through Governmental hoops, our animal rescue (Chaos & Critters) finally recieved our notification from the Infernal Revenue Service (IRS) that ourapplication for Tax Exempt status under Section 501(c)(3) of the Tax Code has been approved!

YAY!!

That means we may start collecting donation – tax exempt donations – to help feed and care for all the creatures we care for day and night. It has been a long row to hoe and a LOT of money has been stripped from out accounts to tak care of medical needs and feed for these beasties. I gotta say that it does make you sleep better to know how many animals you’ve saved from stupidity and cruelty.

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As promised, I followed up on my previous post on 8th Grade Exams. I wrote to the Salina Journal concerning the story and received the following in reply…

— Begin Email —
Yes, we published the story, and yes, the test is real. The original story ran in the mid-90s. It got a lot of attention when we first ran it, especially when Rush Limbaugh picked it up.

I believe that at one time the Urban Legend Web site had the test as a fake, but only because they library didn’t have the original copy in hand. However, I’m sending you the last story we did on the test. We thought it was real when we first ran the story, and we still think it’s real.
And the story lives on: This is the second request today – some 10 years later – for information that I’m responding to.

Hope this helps.
Thanks,
Ben
— End Email —

News – Page A01
June 1, 2003

Put to The Test
Handwritten notes lend credibility to test
David Clouston
Salina Journal

1895 Saline County eighth-grade graduation examination has been

Photos by TOM DORSEY / Salina Journal

The grandchildren of former Saline County school superintendent J.W. Armstrong found handwritten copies of the grammar questions from the 1895 eighth-grade graduation exam in papers their parents had kept.

The proof is there — the neat penmanship filling line after line on two yellowed sheets of tablet paper. Seeing the handwriting, Mary Laas thinks fondly of the memories from girlhood of her grandfather, J.W. Armstrong.

A pan of apples usually would sit on the dining room table at her grandparents’ — not unlike apples students would bring for their teachers, and Armstrong had been a teacher. He also at one time had been the county’s school superintendent. Armstrong also had farmed and hunted buffalo with the likes of Buffalo Bill Cody.

“He’d tell us stories. That’s why I think I’m so interested in history,” Laas said.

The two yellowed sheets of tablet paper were discovered in a box of her grandfather’s papers this spring by Laas’ younger brother, Joe Armstrong. Laas believes they put to rest one of the most tantalizing mysteries surrounding her grandfather — that an eighth-grade graduation test administered in 1895 is indeed real, not a hoax.

“It was in the folks’ stuff, and when we divided it up, he (Joe) took it home and put it up in his closet,” Laas said. “I would like to find the answers. But we’ve gone through this stuff, and the answers weren’t in with that.”

An entry from Superintendent J.W. Armstrong’s journal, found by historian Judy Lilly in the Saline County Register of Deeds Office, shows he gave the exam on April 13, 1895.
Saline County students in 1895 were required to pass the test to graduate from eighth grade. The test first surfaced publicly when it was published on the Smoky Valley Genealogical Society’s Web page in 1996.

After some of the test questions were published in the Salina Journal, the test gained national notoriety when it was mentioned by Rush Limbaugh, the Washington Post, the Boston Globe, National Public Radio and other media. Most stories and columns centered on the difficulty of the questions such young students were expected to know.

A typeset copy of the 1895 exam was re-discovered almost a century later by a local historian, Helen Crawford, who was working on a book about early school records from Saline County.

The publicity about the test has stirred up controversy over the tests’ authenticity by some critics. But this spring, Joe Armstrong and his sister, Laas, discovered the hand-written draft of the grammar part of the test, piled with some of their grandfather’s papers that their parents had kept.

Graduate numbers low

Locating the rough draft of the test also dovetails with more research into the test conducted by Salina historian Judy Lilly of the Salina Public Library.

Judy Lilly, Kansas librarian at the Salina Public Library, has found school records that show only seven eighth-graders graduated in 1895, the year of the difficult test, whereas there were about 28 graduates the year before and the year after.

Lilly located county school records filed in the Saline County Register of Deeds Office showing that the year of the test there were only seven graduates. Yet the year before, and the year after, there were about 28 graduates.

“I’m thinking that the test must have changed from year to year. It appears there were so few that passed that year that perhaps the previous year or the year after, the test wasn’t quite so hard,” she said.

The typeset copy of the test reads “Examination Graduation Questions of Saline County, Kansas. April 13, 1895.” The test was administered to students at Salina, New Cambria, Gypsum, Assaria, Falun, Bavaria and Glendale Township.

The test covered six sections: grammar, orthography, arithmetic, geography, U.S. history and physiology. Lilly also was able to locate in the register of deeds office a journal kept by Armstrong, for that school year.

“He would make an annotation, almost daily, that he was working on the exam test,” Lilly said.

Mary Laas, granddaughter of J.W. Armstrong, has a copy of the grammar questions.
A family photograph Laas has of Armstrong shows a dark-haired man with weathered hands with his wife and three sons. He was born in October 1854 in Tuscaraus County, Ohio, and came to Kansas in 1867, settling on a farm homesteaded by his brother four miles west of Salina. He died Sept. 2, 1939, a retired farmer at Hedville. Her grandfather was teaching school when he met her grandmother, Laas said.

One critic persuaded

An original critic of the authenticity of the eighth-grade exam has changed his opinion partially because of Lilly’s research. Gilroy, Calif., newspaper columnist Doug Meier first wrote on the Internet about his skepticism of the test in April 2002.

“I do believe now the exam was really administered to eighth-graders,” Meier said. “The most interesting thing about that test is how many people failed it.

“I think maybe this guy was a little overzealous, that he was trying to bring credibility to educators and education in Kansas. But, in any case, I’m pretty convinced that this thing is real.”

* Reporter David Clouston can be reached at 823-6464, Ext. 131, or by e-mail at sjdclouston @saljournal.com.

There you have it! Snopes.com is, at least partially, wrong on this one.
Omar, out!
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You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom’s basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

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Pop sent me this one some time back. I kept it and re-read it occassionally in order to remind myself how little I know. It is important to note that Snopes.com list this as “false”. However, they do not state that the exam itself is a falsehood. I have written to the Salina Journal for confirmation and will post the reply when it arrives. I think that even if these were High Scool exam questions they would prove the point, and I have to disagree with the thought that we simply forget much that we were taught in school. Read, enjoy, and take form it what you will.
~Omar*

Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only
Had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. This is the eighth-grade
final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas, USA. It was taken from the original
document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, KS,
and reprinted by the Salina Journal.

Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?

Grammar (Time, one hour)

  • 1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
  • 2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
  • 3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph.
  • 4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of “lie”, “play”, and “run.”
  • 5. Define case; Illustrate each case.
  • 6. What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
  • 7 – 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.

Arithmetic (Time, 1.25 hours)

  • 1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
  • 2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
  • 3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?
  • 4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary Levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
  • 5. Find the cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
  • 6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
  • 7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per metre?
  • 8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
  • 9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
  • 10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.

U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)

  • 1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided.
  • 2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.
  • 3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
  • 4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.
  • 5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.
  • 6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
  • 7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn,
    and Howe?
  • 8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800,
    1849, 1865.

Orthography (Time, one hour) (Do we even know what this is??)

  • 1. What is meant by the following: Alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication?
  • 2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
  • 3. What are the following, and give examples of each: Trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals.
  • 4. Give four substitutes for caret ‘u.’ (Wha…??)
  • 5. Give two rules for spelling words with final ‘e.’ Name two exceptions under each rule.
  • 6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
  • 7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
  • 8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
  • 9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane, vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
  • 10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.

Geography (Time, one hour)

  • 1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
  • 2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?
  • 3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
  • 4. Describe the mountains of North America.
  • 5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco.
  • 6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.
  • 7. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each.
  • 8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
  • 9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
  • 10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.

Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete. Gives the saying “he
only had an 8th grade education” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?!


C’mon, tell the truth. How well do you think you’d do on such an exam?
Now, don’t you think we’ve got a bit of repair work to do to the educational system in this country? We’ve been so damned busy making sure that no one’s feelings get hurt that we’ve effectively “dumbed-down” several generations. Apparently, mine included!
Get involved at your kids school. Pay attention to what is being put in their heads.
Haven’t got kids? No worries! You can still be involved. Contact your local school board. Find out what they are up to and put your two cents into the pot. Just get involved.

Omar, out!  End of Article

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My blog-bud, Graumagus, up in Yankee-Land is gonna hate my big ol’ Rebel ass.

I’ve got the enviable task of sighting in a brand-hammer new Remington 700 SPS chambered for the sweet lil’ 7mm-08 Remington cartridge. This fine rifle is topped with a
Tasco 6-24 power x 42mm Adjustable Objective scope.

Please, Grau! Don’t hate. [insert evil grin here]

The entire beast is matte black in finish. Even the bolt is blacked out! A 24 inch, target crowned, barrel should wring every last bit of veocity out of those streamlined 7mm bullets. The synthetic stock will help make sure they all continue to drop on target even with the humidity at the Pascagoula DCM range down on Bayou Heron in Moss Point, MS. I can’t wait to see what she’ll do!

This isn’t my first 7mm-08. That dubious honor belonged to an fugly Remington 788. Probably the ugliest rifle to ever be shipped out of the Remington Rifleworks. At the time it was all I could afford. It had a birch stock – barely finished – that pressed on the barrel in a thousand places it shouldn’t. Speaking of its barrel, it was 18 1/2 inches long, heavy, and still retained all of the tooling marks from the lathe from which it was born. The finish looked like it was someones first effort with a cold-bluing solution. It was crowned straight though. Just to make things consistant, the rifle had a detachable box magazine, which I detest in a bolt gun. The bolt itself used nine small locking lugs, all on the back of the bolt. Guaranteed to stretch brass into next week. Being so poor at the time to be stuck with this kind of rifle it only made sense to top it with the cheapest scope I could find at the time – a Simmons 3-9 power x 40mm. The dog-gone gun could shoot though. I mean really shoot!

My much wealthier bud, Mike Bottoms, bought his new rifle on the same day. A Remington 700 Classic in 7mm Remington Magnum. He spared no expense on the optics either. A Redfield 3-9 on rock-solid rings and bases. We both reloaded every round that passed through those guns. Wouldn’t you know it? My fugly lil’ rifle shot rings around that beautiful gun of Mike’s! Everyday. Mike is a helluva rifleman, too.

Daresay my experience with the then-new 7mm-08 Remington was exceptionally good. I believe it will be so this time as well. The round is another in the line born from the .308 Winchester cartridge. It is well balanced in bullet weight vs. case capacity and offeres enoough power for anything on this continent short of the big bears. Accurate too! I’ve not started reloading the round yet, but as I recall it did quite well last time on a diet of IMR 3031 and IMR 4350 powders. I’ll likely try the ol’ 3031 again, but I want to try Varget as well.

As the Gods would have it, there is a Gun Show this weekend at the ABBA Temple in West Mobile. If I’m a good boy perhaps I’ll be able to pick up components for loading the 7mm while I’m there drooling over firearms I don’t own. Come to think of it, I need pistol primers while I’m at it. I’m down to 300…  End of Article

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