President of the United States of America.
Can you imagine the agony of that job? Oh, I suppose it wouldn’t be bad if you just didn’t give a crap about anything save your next election and which intern to… to…
Well, you get the idea.
Imagine having to suppress your natural feelings on any and all subjects in order to keep various persons, governments, and agencies from thinking you are dead against them, and are now your sworn enemies -or- from thinking you are their supporter, and are now their puppet, (or them trying to kiss your ass constantly). Imagine the freaking Press micro-analyzing your every move, every word, every fart, in order to tear you down if you happen to not be a Liberal like them.
Let’s look at an example or two, shall we? This will show why The Bull would never take the job.
- President Bush expressed “serious concern” Saturday over the suicides at the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay. I would have said “Who cares?”
- Speaking of GITMO, Amnesty International wants the detainees released and tried in civilian courts in the U.S. I would release them to a trial they would understand – Trial by Ordeal. Each detainee released unconditionally to return to his home land on foot… from 200 miles East of Bermuda.
- The ‘Press’ prints State secrets the obtained from “leaks” in Gov’t Agencies. The President orders the Agencies to tighten up and has it ‘leaked’ that the A.G. is reviewing how to bring treason charges against reporters. I would have Alcatraz Island re-opened for the reporters whos byline held the secrets and the owners of the paper that printed the story. No trial. The ‘Leaker’, when found – and they would be – would be shot at dawn. No trial.
- A long hunted terrorist thug is finally killed and the President shows ’satisfaction’ and has the military show ‘compassion’ towards the thug’s corpse. I would have done the Snoopy Dance on the front lawn and had the thug’s head flown over here in an ice box and put on display on the left post of the main gate into the White House (saving the right post for OBL). The rest of his corpse would be recycled as pig shyte.
No doubt about it. I could never be the President. Emporor, perhaps. Pharoh, certainly. Never President.
I bet the Evening News would be more pleasant to watch though…
Bull, out.
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