Did you ever wish for total deafness?
Right now I could handle it. I had a rather good morning. Got up early, as usual. Had a quiet breakfast, a good hot shower and a close shave. Fed the Pythons. Then I went to the Gun & Knife Show over at the ABBA Temple. (Great show! Lots of goodies, lots of antique weapons. Many good friends were there as well.)
Then it happened.
I came home.
Lady Beth was innocently reading a new novel, but my eldest daughter was watching the most distressing thing I’ve ever seen on the tube. Nearly as upsetting as the beheading videos from the SandBox… An “E” channel story on the Life & Times of Paris Hilton! [insert much gagging here]
Shoot me now. Please! It is easy not to see it as I’m working at the keyboard here. However the sound of legions of Hollywood hangers-on salivating over the antics of a cheap skanky slut and her little dog are turning my stomach.
Why do I continue to hold out hope for a Nation that takes the antics of an ignorant blonde whore so seriously? Perhaps it is true. Perhaps the Western World has become the Great Satan…
At least someone out in the Blogoshere is on to the Truth about lil’ Miss No-Tell-Motel Hilton. Follow this link to read how the STD’s of this planet are plenty worried about catching a bad case of “Paris”. (Thanks, Guys!)
Off to puke…
Bull, out.
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