The Bull Speaks!

The Bull wondered across the yard to check the mail today and discovered, to his dismay, a letter from the wonderfully illegal IRS.

[Insert weak-kneed, ready-to-puke, primal fear HERE]

What the heck would the IRS want with me? Hmmm… A toll-free number. I dial. I push lots of buttons. I wait.

I wait.

…and wait.

Click. Yay! A real [...]

President Bush; Senator Shelby; Senator Sessions; Representative Bonner;

So I’m standing at the gas pump watching the numbers on the dial whiz by at an astoundingly rapid pace as the debit card in my wallet attempts to escape. In the background is the local news playing over the outdoor speakers near the pumps. The newscaster is announcing record profits [...]

It is 0600 and I’ve been up since 0100, having gone to bed at 2200. The pain is, well, ‘No fun’. I’m not in a great mood to say the least. Then I get online and start reading some of the Liberal side’s message and it leaves me but with one question:

To whom, exactly, are [...]

This thing has been around since November 2004 and it never gets old! It sounds so much like the Liberal Loonies that I can’t help but laugh. Enjoy!

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From the A.P. via Fox News. Red text is commentary from The Bull.

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Iowa’s laws restricting where sex offenders can live are causing some of them to reside at campgrounds around the state.

Some sex offenders are listing campgrounds in county and state parks as their home addresses because they are out [...]

Fact: Our Nations prisons ar overcrowded.

Fact: Despite the possibility of a long commitment to one of these over-crowded holes there are still those that will do the most heinous acts against the persons least able to defend themselves. Our children.

In many cases we have had mandatory sentencing for offenses. (The U.S. Supreme Court struck down [...]

If you visit this blog regularly then you may have noticed the graphic below showing up in the sidebar a while back. Friends, this is a subject The Bull takes deadly seriously. Thou shall not harm children, or thou shall face the penalty of…Well, let us say that since The Bull is a student of [...]

I know I’ll regret this, but…

How’s about nominating The Bull and his blog for the “Blogs of Summer”? It isn’t like I’d win money or something. Just a little blog-love. Just hit the button below, or the smaller one over on the sidebar, and go from there. Voting ends on Sunday, at Noon, July 23.

No [...]

The following from Fox News Online:

A leading Wahhabi cleric in Saudi Arabia has issued a scathing fatwa against Hezbollah — the latest in a series of condemnations from the usually supportive Arab world. Sheik Abdullah bin Jabreen declares it against Muslim Sharia law to support, join, or even pray for the terror group, writing, “Our [...]

The Bull has spent the morning answering phones for the Rescue and reading commentary from across the Web concerning World events. Something has become sickenly evident. Here’s what I’ve found:

Earth stands on the brink of World War III. Far closer than we have been since the Cuban Missile Crisis. Even that horrifying 1962 event really [...]

From the ‘Out There’ section of Fox News Online…

“Hiding out under a bridge, high on LSD, charging passersby a dollar to cross your path makes you many things.

Stupid? Yes.

Guilty of a brief but undoubtedly humorous sojourn into madness? Most definitely.

An actual bridge troll who can attack off-duty cops with golf clubs when they refuse to [...]

I, for one, like taking these “quizes” I find floating around the Web. Why? It lets me see much of what the designer of the quiz is thinking. They are all skewed to a particular viewpoint and if you take the quiz while confidently knowing yourself, you can easily see just how skewed the designer [...]

Is it possible that the equivalent of slave labor is alive and well on the Gulf Coast in this year of 2006?

Depends on how you look at it, I suppose. As far as The Bull is concerned, that is exactly what the McDonald’s fast food chain is engaged in at this very minute with [...]