From the ‘Out There’ section of Fox News Online…
“Hiding out under a bridge, high on LSD, charging passersby a dollar to cross your path makes you many things.
Stupid? Yes.
Guilty of a brief but undoubtedly humorous sojourn into madness? Most definitely.
An actual bridge troll who can attack off-duty cops with golf clubs when they refuse to pony up the toll money you demand? Not so much.
Robert Hibbs was arrested in a park in Boulder, Colo., after he went medieval on an off-duty deputy who declined to pay him a dollar to cross a bridge, TheDenverChannel.com (ABC Channel 7 in Denver) reports.
Witnesses told police that Hibbs and his buddy, Bradley Boville, were acting as bridge trolls in the park, charging unsuspecting joggers and bikers $1 to cross.
When an off-duty sheriff’s deputy was not amused by the pair’s hallucinogen-fueled shenanigans, Hibbs �?? as many a bad-tripping, putt-loving troll before him, no doubt �?? hauled off and whacked the cop with a golf club. The deputy told police he was able to remove the club from the troll and hit him back in self-defense.
Cops arrested both Hibbs and Boville after finding a large marijuana joint rolled in dollar bills at the scene of the troll tolling. Other drugs and paraphernalia turned up in a search of Boville’s apartment.
Thanks to Out There readers Matt “The Squid” S., C. Wiley and Angry Dave.”
The Bull agrees with the beliefs that LSD is not nearly as harmful a drug as it is made out to be by both the media and the Government, and that penalties for that particlar drug are far too severe. However, there is a legitiment reason it is oulawed. These two clowns are superior examples. Morons. Good thing for them they were in a tolerent State like Colorado. Here in the Deep South there would be no upcoming trial – just upcoming funerals. That would have occurred the 1st time they attempted such a stunt, not just when a cop happened along.
Bull, out.
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