A Submarine Shopping List | The Bull Speaks!

I was cruising the web earlier when I came across something kind of odd. I thought my readers might get a kick out of it. This comes from the homepage of the USS Nevada (SSBN 733).

SHOPPING LIST – These are some of the items that are routinely purchased for one Trident patrol to support 165 men. Imagine going to the grocery store with this list of items.

FOOD:

  • 1030 gallons of Milk (935 fresh, 37 boxed white, 58 boxed chocolate)
  • 1845 dozen eggs (22,140 eggs total, 1.2 eggs per man per day)
  • 165 cans of vanilla ice cream mix (makes 248 gallons of ice cream)
  • 3250 packs of hot cocoa mix (individual servings)
  • 2580 pounds of ground beef
  • 1800 pounds of chicken
  • 880 pounds of fish
  • 1050 pounds of oven roast beef
  • 735 pounds of turkey
  • 900 pounds of ham
  • 530 pounds of coffee
  • 7500 packs of non-dairy creamer
  • 1050 pounds of sugar
  • 800 pounds of butter
  • 5700 pounds of flour
  • 475 pounds of American cheese
  • 550 pounds of cheddar cheese
  • 2520 boxes of cereal (individual servings)
  • 645 pounds of shortening
  • 212 pounds of frozen broccoli
  • 96 #10 cans of catsup
  • 102 bottles of ranch dressing
  • 61 bottles of steak sauce
  • 79 jars of salad dressing
  • 504 bags of microwave popcorn
  • 440 pounds of apples
  • 390 pounds of bananas
  • 500 pounds of carrots
  • 600 pounds of lettuce
  • 950 pounds of onions
  • 4000 pounds of potatoes
  • 470 pounds of tomatoes

NON-FOOD:

  • 4000 rolls of toilet paper
  • 2500 pounds of laundry detergent
  • 320 hand soap dispenser bottles
  • 144 plastic spray bottles (for cleaning)
  • 5000 gallons of cleaning fluid
  • 1000 green scouring pads
  • 10,000 yards of Terri-cloth
  • 21,000 lead weights to help sink the trash
  • 5000 yards of white twine
  • 200 rolls of duct tape

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