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A Shower Denied!

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:19:23 -0500 by Bull

Yesterday, after grumbling through four weeks of limping on crutches, The Bull finally got to VA Pensacola to have both the stitches and the steel pin removed from my right foot. Several of the stitches had skin grown over them and had to be dug out, but I didn’t mind. The pin had become bent some 3 inches inside my foot and didn’t want to turn loose and come out until yanked with both hands and pliers. I complained not.

Why? Because after four weeks of sponge baths I was finally going to get in the shower, stay until the water ran cold, and then shave my skull back down to its usual slick appearance. Ah! The simply joys are the best.

‘Twas not to be, though! The surgeon, a really great guy, (makes you wonder why he’s at the VA), sprung on me that I had to avoid getting a good scrubbing for three more days in order for the puncture wound to heal on the end of my big toe.

Flipped me completely out! I don’t know about you, but sponge baths just don’t make the grade. I need a good scrubbing in order to feel clean. So I made a deal with the Doc. I’d not jump straight into the shower, but I’d not wait longer than 1000 on Thanksgiving morning.

I’m counting the hours!

Bull, out!  End of Article

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  • 1 patty Nov 22, 2006 at 1807

    Oh no joke a good ole hot shower till the water runs cold.

    Stepping out on a politically incorrect limb
    *:-.,_,.-:*’“’*:-.,_,.-:*’“’*:-.,_,.-:*
    HAVE A GOD BLESSED
    THANKSGIVING.
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  • 2 TexasFred Nov 22, 2006 at 2112

    Just think how good it’ll feel when you get there…

    Happy Thanksgiving and welcome to the roll… :)

  • 3 Nancy Gail Nov 23, 2006 at 1713

    put a large plastic bag over your foot, then wrap duct tape around your ankle to keep the water out… you already have shitty circulation in your foot anyway,, so it couldnt hurt!!

  • 4 Bull Nov 23, 2006 at 1747

    Nah, I have great circulation. The numbness was th spine problem. The good news is I got my shower. All is well… finally.

  • 5 John-Baldwin County Nov 24, 2006 at 0259

    Your wife is happy too no doubt. :-)
    I like the new theme by the way. Cool stuff.

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