On Thursday, Ahmadinejad also told Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip that the case had entered a legal investigation phase, state television reported.
In his comments Saturday, Gholam-Reza Ansari, (Iran’s ambassador to Russia), reiterated Iran’s stance that the British government could resolve the crisis by admitting the sailors entered Iranian waters.
“If the UK government admits its mistake and apologizes to Iran for its naval personnel’s trespassing of Iranian territorial waters, the issue can be easily settled,” he said.
The only mistake the UK made is not sinking the piss-ant Iranian Navy vessel that got close enough to capture those Marines and sailors.
As for an ‘apology’, here’s one:
Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
We, the Free People of America and our allies offer to you, and the people of Iran, our most sincere apology for the fact that your mother didn’t abort your sorry, pig-smelling, ass with a bent clothes hanger. We would also like to say just how sorry we are for trying to treat your miserable nation as an equal in that totally inept organization known as the United Nations.
Let me, The Bull, as a proud citizen of the United States of America, be totally truthful and tell you how much I hope to see your Fascist government brought to its knees by 1) a blockade of your ports, 2) the sinking of your entire navy, 3) the destruction of your one, and only, gas refinery by ordinance you never see coming, and most importantly 4) the righteous people of Iran in their God-given right to live as Free People.
Sincerely,
Bull Jones
Mobile, AL
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