Blast it! 
Sometimes I think that c.a. marks over at Alabama Improper sits around in the evenings looking for stuff she knows I can’t resist. True to form, she found a little script that I had to have. It is called the Airbag Blog Advisory System. They have two scripts on the site.
The first is operated by a shyte-filled computer that takes a peek inside your blog and determines what rating your rantings deserve. That is the one in operation here at “The Bull Speaks!“.The other is simply a script allowing you to place whatever warning you want on your site. No way The Bull would allow that kind of fakery here! I recommend that you don’t either.
One important note: The scripts shown at the site linked above do not have a closing “script” tag. Add one before you save your file or the works will crash. You are warned!
Advisory levels go from “Low” all the way up, past “High”, to the top level of “Asshat”. Just look to the sidebar to see what this blog rates. Yep, “Asshat”. 
Surely no one expected less! Consider yourselves warned. The elderly, the infirm, children, and small pets should probably be shielded before tuning in to The Bull Speaks!
Bull, out.
