OK. Everyone… Spell with me. Ready?
E – N – T – E – R – T – A – I – N – E – R – S
Entertainers.
That’s right! Entertainers (Ä•n’tÉ™r-tÄ??n’É™rz). Those who work in the art or field of entertaining.
So why is America willing to allow these people, (many of whom prove out every year to be drunks, drug addicts or perverts), to set the ’standards’ that we live by? 
It’s one thing to have worked as an entertainer, then go into public service and reach an office that represents Americans. It is another thing altogether for entertainers to simply speak and have America turn on her ear to comply. We’ve had far too much of that crap over the last couple of decades. It is time to put the Hollywood crowd back in their place.
Have you heard the latest?
Sheryl Crow has come out with a new plan to save the environment: A limit of one (1) square of toilet paper per ’sitting’. Except, she says, for those “pesky” occasions when two or three are required. She also has proposed the use of a removable “dining sleeve” that could replace the use of paper napkins. (Please, Mom, don’t stroke out on me while reading this!)
She says that she’s not trying to “rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights”. 
What the hell else could you possibly call it?
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Of course, Ms. Crow came up with all of these ideas to reduce the famed “Global Warming”, (That same “Global Warming” that has given coastal Alabama the coolest Spring that The Bull has experienced since moving here! 
), while on tour in a biodiesel bus. Now, I know what you think I’m going to say, but you are wrong. I think that biodiesel is a great idea. So is ethanol, wind power, hydroelectric, and especially nuclear energy. The Bull has no problem with the bus that Ms. Crow rode on during her tour. The Bull just thinks that when a person gets to the point of calling ‘dining sleeves’ and limiting toilet paper usage great ideas to limit the non-problem of “Global Warming” then said person should step away from the bong. 
WAY too much smoke on that bus, for sure.
Ms. Crow, concentrate on being an entertainer. You’re not half-bad in that roll. Just leave my ‘roll’ alone!
Bull, out!
yeah, we give them too much time.
I wish they would just focus on what they do to paid ridiculous money and STHU…
Because too much information is easy to come by…
I’m not the only one blogging on Sheryl Crow’s Personal War Against Toilet Paper And How It’s Really All A Joke (Hint: in the moonbat mindset we run everything up the flagpole in a serious manner. If it goes over well, it’s …