Paris finds God? Doubtful. | The Bull Speaks!

This is so insane that it’s actually disgusting!

Anyone that reads The Bull Speaks! knows that The Bull has less than no use for the so-called ‘elite’ idiots in America (or anywhere else) that think they are above the law or are otherwise somehow entitled to special treatment by us poor, unwashed masses.

Enter that so well known, self-declared ’socialite’, Paris Hilton. The consummate poster child for spoiled brat-dom known world-wide for blinking her way out of every legal jam, wasting her daddy’s money, insulting any American citizen not in her tax bracket, and starting the ‘Dog of the Day Club’. (You know, when I was growing up the term ’socialite’ was the twenty-five cent word for ’slut’.)

Did I forget anything?

Oh yeah! Ms. Hilton’s Oscar-winning oral sex talents. (I bet Papa Hilton is oh so proud! Guess I was right about the ’slut’ comment. :roll: )

Normally I’d not devote any space here to this little slut’s actions, but while zipping around the web tonight I ran across the following on ThisIsLondon.co.uk and it stunned me. Yes, it stunned even a Pagan with the complete hypocrisy of it all.

Nothing’s going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and – wait for it – a Bible.

If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she’s a good girl who would never, ahem, breaks the law.

Her “good behaviour” last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she’s in the slammer.

“Surely not!”, you cry!

Would you believe a photograph? Well, here ya go, folks. Two for the price of one…


Paris finds God?
Whore in Church?

The hypocrisy! :evil: Undoubtedly set up photo-ops by her publicist or lawyers. (Note that there appear to be to different dresses and different hairstyles.)

Anyone care to bet on how long this religious conversion last? I’d say just about as long as her sentence – if some panty-waist judge in the People’s Republik of Kalifornia doesn’t let her off, that is.

Were The Bull a Christian I’d be pissed beyond belief.

Bull, out.

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3 Responses to “Paris finds God? Doubtful.”

  1. Sniper One says:

    Paris couldn’t find God unless he crawled out from between her legs. (and I don’t see that happening… God prefers Virgins)

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  3. Kizzert says:

    Paris is a party girl, and she always will be one. Until she gets knocked up, she will keep doing the same stuff she has always done. That is be an awesome slut.

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