Mobile, like every other place in the Nation, has its share of stupid criminals. Here’s one from our local Sheriff’s Office website…
Mobile, Ala. (June 11, 2008) �?? The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office is asking for public assistance in locating a clumsy criminal responsible for holding up a Grand Bay convenience store and leaving behind his driver’s license.
Just after 8:00 p.m., June 10, 2008, an unknown subject entered the Korner Quick Stop at 10191 Old Pascagoula Road. He entered the store and gave the clerk his driver’s license in exchange for gasoline.
The suspect re-entered the store, produced a handgun and demanded money from the clerk. After obtaining a quantity of cash, he fled the scene, leaving behind his Alabama driver’s license on the counter. He was last seen headed eastbound on Old Pascagoula Road in an unidentified vehicle.
The subject has been identified as Kenneth Lane Holliday, white male, age 50, approximately 5’9’’ in height , weighing 170, with blue eyes and blonde hair, last seen wearing a red University of Alabama t-shirt.
Anyone with information on this individual is asked to contact the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office at (251) 574-8633.
Ignorance. The result of too any years of coddling the inferior and worthless.
Bull, out.
