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Troy King: Gone, or not so Gone?

July 13th, 2008 3 Comments

THAT, my Dear Readers, is the question!

Troy King, the Attorney General of Alabama, and the presumed GOP favorite for the Alabama Governor’s race in 2010 is rumored to be in a world of deep, dark shyte. Both at home and in the political (if not public) eye. The reason? Boy, is that ever a story! [...]

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Air Force Tanker Deal Is In The Tank.

June 19th, 2008 No Comments

If you live in Alabama, and in or near the City Mobile in particular, then you know all about the big battle over the new tanker for the US Air Force. Perhaps you know more than you really wanted to know! There are billboards, TV commercials, newspaper and magazine ads everywhere.

For those that don’t know [...]

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Attack of the Dildo!

November 15th, 2007 No Comments

There are more jokes out there about Alabama than I can count. Some are funny, but most are simply insulting. There is one joke out there that is actually true…

The State of Alabama outlawed “sex toys”.

Yes, in 1998 the sale of sex toys was banned in Alabama. (That date is correct. Not ‘1898′, but actually [...]

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Pagan Pride Day in Mobile, AL

October 20th, 2007 2 Comments

Today was Pagan Pride Day here in Mobile, AL and your intrepid writer and bloated ego,The Bull, was proud to be counted as one of those Pagans in attendance. It’s been quite a while since I was in the fellowship of others of my kind and it felt rather good I must say. Despite some [...]

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Alabama Justice - Lite!

October 19th, 2007 1 Comment

The Castle Doctrine. An idea who’s time has come. Here is how one Alabama family chose to implement The Bull’s favorite law…

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally.

Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned to their Centennial Hill home Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves [...]

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A Mobile, AL ‘Den of Thieves’?

October 13th, 2007 1 Comment

If there is one thing that The Bull can not stand it is the existence of thieves in our society. One of the few things worse than your basic thief is one that steals from charitable organizations, and that, Dear Reader, is what we are dealing with today.

As you are aware, my dear wife, Lady [...]

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Alabama Lovin’

October 2nd, 2007 No Comments

Dig this!(from Fox News…)

SCOTTSBORO, Ala. — A Scottboro couple recently celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary, one of the longest marriages among living people when compared to reports in the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records.

Alonzo, (97), and Beulah Sims, (94), celebrated their anniversary a day early Sunday at the nursing home where they have [...]

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The Spanking Judge of Mobile, AL

September 9th, 2007 3 Comments

We’ve all heard of the famous ‘Hanging Judge’ of the Old West, Issac Parker, who in 21 years on the bench sentenced 160 men to die and hanged 79 of them. Well, Alabama has that beat!Read on…

The Bull is saddened, disgusted, and down right pissed off to learn of allegations against Circuit Judge Herman Thomas [...]

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