Bill of NON-Rights (Written by Lewis Napper, A self-described amateur philosopher from Mississippi.)
“We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby [...]
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The following came in from my mother-in-law, (and chief grandkid wrangler), Debbie. I found it cute enough to make the cut for the ‘Email’ column. Enjoy!
In which direction is the bus below traveling?
Can’t make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
Still don’t know?
Pre-schoolers all over the United States were [...]
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Here’s one for you…
You may have seen the following picture in one of those spam emails that crowd your mailbox. If so, you didn’t get the Truth of the story. The Bull is going to set the record straight right now!
First off, this photo has not been tinkered with at all. The fish, an Alligator [...]
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A strange thing arrived in my mailbox today about the dirt-bag Hillary Clinton.
Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, The Bull is NOT holding the following out as fact!Indeed, I want verification!If anyone can point me to where these facts can be verified, or shot down, I’d appreciate it.
So you want to work for [...]
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Well, due to circumstances controlled only by a vicious ex-wife The Carnival of the Gun is getting off to a late start. The Bull had to make the arduous journey to South Carolina to retrieve his son’s belongings and then get him enrolled in school here in Mobile. All is well now, and as they [...]
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The following came to me in an email from my sister. I thought you’d all get a ‘kick’ out of it. (Pun intended!)
Bull*
Try this
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind.
And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you [...]
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Found this in my mailbox tonight. It hits the nail on the head, methinks. Bull, out!
WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to [...]
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Spammers should all be hung by their family jewels until dead, or at the very least, impaled. This is a Universal Truth among serious Bloggers and anyone with an email account anywhere. One we all agree upon.
Now it seems that the email spammers have hit an all-time low. Below is an email I recieved this [...]
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Today I recieved no less than three copies of the same story in my email. It isn’t the first time either. This story comes around every month or so. It started in 2003.
There are bunches of these things. So many in fact that I’ve setup a new catagory on this blog called “Email Stuffers“. [...]
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