The Bull Speaks!

The following message found its way into my mailbox via Lady Beth’s aunt, Sandra. It is reportedly written by one Charlie Reese, (a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper). As with all things email, I can not vouch for the authenticity of that statement until I spend some time researching the subject in more [...]

I received an email this morning from my future son-in-law. Justin is one of Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children, but has managed to be trained in the use of computer equipment just the same.

Sure, these have been seen on the Web before. Everywhere, in fact. But not here….until today! These two wee email snippets show [...]

Here is another of those emails that we find in our mailboxes from time-to-time that make us laugh or think hard about our lives. I want you, Dear Reader to remember that it is The Bull - a disabled American - that is sending you this notice. Read on…

THIS IS TRULY THOUGHT PROVOKING.

There was a [...]

It is time for another installment of E-Mail Funnies! You know, those ‘occasionally’ (very ‘occasionally’) gut-busting funny letters you see forwarded to 10.3 million email addresses and complete with 47 sets of headers by the time it gets into your mailbox. Sometimes they are made all the more funny simply by being completely true. Such [...]

My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years, but less and less as time passed by until today when I read his obituary.

Please join me in a [...]

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford Motor) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate [...]

Bill of NON-Rights (Written by Lewis Napper, A self-described amateur philosopher from Mississippi.)

“We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby [...]

The following came in from my mother-in-law, (and chief grandkid wrangler), Debbie. I found it cute enough to make the cut for the ‘Email’ column. Enjoy!

In which direction is the bus below traveling?

Can’t make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.

Still don’t know?

Pre-schoolers all over the United States were [...]

Here’s one for you…

You may have seen the following picture in one of those spam emails that crowd your mailbox. If so, you didn’t get the Truth of the story. The Bull is going to set the record straight right now!

First off, this photo has not been tinkered with at all. The fish, an Alligator [...]

A strange thing arrived in my mailbox today about the dirt-bag Hillary Clinton.

Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, The Bull is NOT holding the following out as fact!Indeed, I want verification!If anyone can point me to where these facts can be verified, or shot down, I’d appreciate it.

So you want to work for [...]

Well, due to circumstances controlled only by a vicious ex-wife The Carnival of the Gun is getting off to a late start. The Bull had to make the arduous journey to South Carolina to retrieve his son’s belongings and then get him enrolled in school here in Mobile. All is well now, and as they [...]

The following came to me in an email from my sister. I thought you’d all get a ‘kick’ out of it. (Pun intended!)
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Try this

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind.

And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you [...]

Found this in my mailbox tonight. It hits the nail on the head, methinks. Bull, out!

WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to [...]