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Ever Wondered What Terrorist Are Really Like?

December 2nd, 2007 No Comments

Well, after watching the following video you will still not know! However, you will at least get a laugh out of poking fun at the Muslim ass-wipes.

Say ‘Hello’ to Achmed the Dead Terrorist, by Jeff Dunham. Enjoy!

What a great act!

Bull, out! tags: “jeff dunham” “achmed the dead terrorist” terrorism islam muslim [...]

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Captain’s Log: USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23)

August 7th, 2007 No Comments

Ok, I know it is old. Over two years old in fact. It’s still funny, though, and worth the read. In a time when we all just wish this complete loser of a President keeps sticking his peanut-grubbing nose where it doesn’t belong, (i.e.: Anywhere remotely resembling foreign affairs.), nothing could be more appropriate. Thanks, [...]

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Dante’s Inferno and Where The Bull Landed

June 25th, 2007 No Comments

It must be one of those days… I’m finding silly little things on the Web to take my mind off of the news about murdering cops and Paris Hilton being released. Here is the latest, found by my friend, Shawn the Stalker.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is [...]

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Zombies and Addiction

June 25th, 2007 1 Comment

Seems that Yours Truly, The Bull, has only a somewhat better than even money chance of surviving a zombie attack. Mainly due to the spinal cord injuries. However, my prowess with martial arms of all periods would likely make the difference.

69%

And to prove just how sick The Bull must be…

81%How Addicted to [...]

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End of Racial Strife?

May 20th, 2007 No Comments

Thanks to Texas Fred.

The Bull needed that! tags: “racial tension” “al sharpton” “jesse jackson” liberals idiots Related posts

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Why Paddy’s Not at Work Today

March 1st, 2007 No Comments

Dear sir I write this note to you to tell you of my plight, For at the time of writing it, I’m not a pretty sight, My body is all black & blue, my face a deathly grey, And I write this note to say why I am not at work today.

While working on the 14th floor some [...]

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Cleared For Landing

January 27th, 2007 No Comments

Air Traffic Control down South in Atlanta, Georgia.

Atlanta ATC: “Atlanta Center to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta Center. Acknowledged, cleared to land on Infidel’s runway 9R. Allah be Praised.”

Atlanta ATC: “Atlanta Center to Iran Air 515. You are cleared to land westbound on runway [...]

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What Kind of Yule/Christmas

December 18th, 2006 No Comments

Your Christmas is Most Like: A Very Brady Christmas

For you, it’s all about sharing times with family. Even if you all get a bit cheesy at times.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

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Which South Park Kid is The Bull?

November 23rd, 2006 1 Comment

Which South Park kid are you most like?KyleYou are clever, and often come up with intelligent and funny comebacks to other people’s stupid remarks.Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

I’m relieved! I feared it may have been Cartman…

Bull, out.

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0415…

November 20th, 2006 No Comments

0415 and I’m up.

I was just over at Madfish Willie’s Cyber Saloon where Harvey posed a very good question:

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

Inquiring minds, and restless Bulls want to know!

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Big Snails? I have the solution.

November 10th, 2006 1 Comment

Seems that our friends in the Barbados are suffering from an invasion of enormous, crop-eating, snails.

The Bull says the answer is simple. Call in the French!

Finally, an enemy that the French could handle without having to surrender to and collaborate with in order to survive. Escargot for everyone!

Bull, out!

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Latest Email Funny

September 3rd, 2006 No Comments

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just [...]

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Virtual Moonbat Still Lives!

July 24th, 2006 No Comments

This thing has been around since November 2004 and it never gets old! It sounds so much like the Liberal Loonies that I can’t help but laugh. Enjoy!

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