The Bull Speaks!

Mobile, like every other place in the Nation, has its share of stupid criminals. Here’s one from our local Sheriff’s Office website…

Mobile, Ala. (June 11, 2008) — The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office is asking for public assistance in locating a clumsy criminal responsible for holding up a Grand Bay convenience store and leaving behind his [...]

Behold! Unto Mankind is born the image of a Unicorn born to a deer!

The Associated Press reports…

This undated photo provided by the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato, Italy, Wednesday, June 11, 2008, shows a deer with a single horn in the center of its head. The one-year-old Roe Deer - nicknamed ‘Unicorn” - was [...]

From our friends across the pond at Metro.co.uk:

(from Tuesday, September 11, 2007) It’s been a bad few days for criminals. Not only did a mugger in Germany get taken down by a blind judo champion, but an armed robber in Colombia found out the hard way that a karate academy is a lousy place to try [...]

Twas reported by Fox News that…

William Shatner says in his autobiography that he never realized until after “Star Trek” ended how much the other cast members disliked him, the New York Daily News reported.

In “Up Till Now,” he describes working for years after the show to repair his relationship with the other actors.

He did manage [...]

There are more jokes out there about Alabama than I can count. Some are funny, but most are simply insulting. There is one joke out there that is actually true…

The State of Alabama outlawed “sex toys”.

Yes, in 1998 the sale of sex toys was banned in Alabama. (That date is correct. Not ‘1898′, but actually [...]

Enough already!

We, (well, those of us with half a brain), all knew a very long time ago that the no-talent crack-whore Brittany Spears was overdue for her plummet to the garbage bin floor. How the heck is it news that she went out on stage and flopped? What do you expect from [...]

Here is something that is certain to get the PETA crowd all pissed off. Free fish for anyone that wants to pick them up! No hooks required - though a gig will make things go much quicker!

What The Bull is talking about is Jubilee.

It is a strange phenomenon that takes place on several shorelines [...]

I saw this on the news this morning and a huge smile broke out on my ugly mug. This guy is right, every kid has considered the possibility. Seems this guy did his homework, learned from past errors, but most of all he never gave up on his dream. Read on, Dear Reader, read on…

BEND, [...]

OK. Everyone… Spell with me. Ready?

E - N - T - E - R - T - A - I - N - E - R - S

Entertainers.

That’s right! Entertainers (ĕn’tər-tān’ərz). Those who work in the art or field of entertaining.

So why is America willing to allow these people, (many of whom prove out every [...]

Someone, please, explain this one to me. I caught it on Fox News Online.

NEW DELHI, India — An Indian runner who won a silver medal in the women’s 800-meter run at the Asian Games earlier this month has failed a gender test and is likely to be stripped of her medal, news reports [...]

Growing up in Appalachia The Bull developed a taste early on for squirrel meat. Still dearly love a big pot of squirrel and dumplings, (though no one can make dumplings like me dear ol’ Mom). The occassional squirrel brain and scrambled eggs were known to come across my Granny’s breakfast able, too. You see, back [...]

Can you guys imagine having this happen to you? Oh! The sting of embarasment! The following is from the “Out There” section of Fox News Online:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned — especially a woman scorned in the sack.

Husband not living up to your … ahem … conjugal expectations? What better way to [...]