Blog Rules
Television has had ‘Eight is Enough‘ and ‘Eight Simple Rules‘. Personally, eight seems too damned many! I figure seven ought to do nicely. Here’s the list…
Rule 1: This is my blog. Period. End of Report.
Rule 2: I write what I feel, believe, and know.
Rule 3: What I feel, believe, and know may - or may not - be inline with what you ‘feel, believe, and know’. If that is the case, just remember Rule 1.
Rule 4: Even with todays problems with ‘comment spamming‘, this blog will continue to allow commentary by it’s readers. ‘The Bull‘ believes there is Wisdom yet to be heard out in the World.
Rule 5: Where there is Wisdom there is often Foolishness, and Foolishness is something I don’t tolerate very well. Get foolish around here and you will find your ass banned. If you think I can’t or won’t, read Rule 1.
Rule 6: Insulting me is fine, should you feel the need. Please keep it original though. If you bore me I may just ban your ass. Even worse, I may turn your insult around on you and publish the entire thing on the main page. Think I can’t? You guessed it - Rule 1.
Rule 7: I love my wife, my children, my Country, and my Gods. Mess with any of these and I’ll come down on your ass with both damned feet. My first salvo will most likely come from this site - ugly and public. And, of course, I’ll ban your ass. After that I’ll find more interesting ways to destroy you. (You will learn why terms “Witch” and “bitch” rhyme.) And that has nothing to do with Rule 1, but everything to do with Natural Law.
There. Seven simple, and easy to remember, Rules for ‘The Bull Speaks!‘.
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