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A ‘Small Town’ Man still clinging to his religion and guns.

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Goodbye Gustav, Screw You Media

September 2nd, 2008 No Comments

Hurricane Gustav is gone. the cities of Mobile, Biloxi, Gulfport, and even New Orleans & Morgan City still stand. Heck, even the GOP convention continues.

ALL despite the bloody liberal media’s prayers to the contrary!

The leeches in our media live on destruction and death. Moreover, the bastards enjoy placing the blame for natural phenomenon squarely on [...]

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Open Letter to ALL Alabama Law Enforcement

August 25th, 2008 No Comments

I am an Alabama resident who recently renewed his pistol license with the Sheriff’s Office downtown. During renewal, the clerk advised me that unconcealed pistol carry was not permitted in Alabama. This information is inaccurate, and I feel compelled to address the issue. I aim to clear up the legality of unconcealed [...]

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Hurricane Humor

August 20th, 2008 No Comments

It is time for another installment of E-Mail Funnies! You know, those ‘occasionally’ (very ‘occasionally’) gut-busting funny letters you see forwarded to 10.3 million email addresses and complete with 47 sets of headers by the time it gets into your mailbox. Sometimes they are made all the more funny simply by being completely true. Such [...]

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Welcome Back to the Segregation of Public Schools!

August 14th, 2008 28 Comments

There are good ideas when it comes to teaching kids. There are bright ideas when it comes to how to discipline kids, too.

There are, however, NO good, decent, or bright ideas when it comes to segregation of kids in the public schools. None, what so ever. Segregation was a bad idea when we did [...]

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Mobile County Schools

August 5th, 2008 No Comments

On the County website Dr. Roy D. Nichols, Superintendent of Mobile County Schools, says:

“I am honored to be the Superintendent of the Mobile County Public School System.”

Hell, who wouldn’t be at that salary!

“Thank you for putting your faith in me and my ability to keep the system moving forward and reaching new [...]

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Troy King: Gone, or not so Gone?

July 13th, 2008 5 Comments

THAT, my Dear Readers, is the question!

Troy King, the Attorney General of Alabama, and the presumed GOP favorite for the Alabama Governor’s race in 2010 is rumored to be in a world of deep, dark shyte. Both at home and in the political (if not public) eye. The reason? Boy, is that ever a story! [...]

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Air Force Tanker Deal Is In The Tank.

June 19th, 2008 No Comments

If you live in Alabama, and in or near the City Mobile in particular, then you know all about the big battle over the new tanker for the US Air Force. Perhaps you know more than you really wanted to know! There are billboards, TV commercials, newspaper and magazine ads everywhere.

For those that don’t know [...]

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Alabama Bloggers Carnival is Back! YAY!

June 10th, 2008 No Comments

Our Fearless Leader, c.a. marks, is hosting the ‘Alabama Bloggers Carnival, Better late than Never Edition‘ over at her site, Alabama Improper. (That blog is always a “proper” read, by the way…)

This time around we have submissions from:

nitallica.org, (aka: The Birthplace of the Process of Illogical Logic)
Scott [...]

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Book Review: Historic Photos of Mobile

May 18th, 2008 1 Comment

Now this was a pure pleasure!

The Bull received an eagerly anticipated package recently from the Turner Publishing Company. Inside was a pre-release edition of their latest ‘local interest’ books. This one was “Historic Photos of Mobile“. Right away they had my full attention as there is nothing closer to my heart than the history [...]

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Non-Use of the Code in the Fight Against Pedophiles

April 7th, 2008 No Comments

Nothing on this planet bothers The Bull as much as sex offenders - particularly, pedophiles. (Towel-headed terrorist come exceedingly close, but not quite…) In our fight against the monsters our State legislatures have given the local law enforcement guys plenty of tools. The problem is that due to many things, including plain and simple ‘non-concern’ [...]

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Much Gratitude to the Police

December 16th, 2007 3 Comments

As regular readers of this blog will know, The Bull doesn’t have any issue at all about tossing out shyte on those deserving - even if those deserving are the Government, the Churches (even mine), or the Police.

Keeping the above statement in mind, let me tell you about yesterday, and a story of when [...]

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Attack of the Dildo!

November 15th, 2007 No Comments

There are more jokes out there about Alabama than I can count. Some are funny, but most are simply insulting. There is one joke out there that is actually true…

The State of Alabama outlawed “sex toys”.

Yes, in 1998 the sale of sex toys was banned in Alabama. (That date is correct. Not ‘1898′, but actually [...]

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Mobile’s ‘Most Wanted’

November 1st, 2007 No Comments

The Bull considers it every Citizen’s duty to help out Law Enforcement whenever possible. This morning I’m posting the mugs of two of Mobile’s ‘Most Wanted’. I picked these two because of their crimes. Offenses against children ans women get to me in ways I find hard to express. Let’s get these guys off the [...]

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