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Damned if this didn’t make my entire day! Yeah, McCain’s speech was excellent and helped me sleep better last night, but this news story ROCKS!

(Story from Fox News Online…)

BLUE MOUND, Texas â€??? When two gunmen smashed through the glass front door of her suburban Fort Worth home, Kellie Hoehn didn’t think twice.

The 34-year-old mother of two grabbed a shotgun that had been pointed at her face early Wednesday, starting a struggle that ended with one intruder killed with his own weapon and another in the hospital.

“I wasn’t going to let them get to my babies,” she said, recalling the moment when she pushed up the muzzle of the shotgun, pointing it away from her children’s rooms.

Although the intruders told her to keep quiet, she screamed for her husband. She told her 12-year-old son, who was awakened by the sound of the shattering glass front door, to get his 5-year-old sister and hide.

“It was like a horror movie,” her husband, 32-year-old Keith Hoehn, told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. “I thought I was a dead man. We’re fighting for our lives.”

With Kellie Hoehn clinging to the weapon’s muzzle, her husband tackled the man who held the shotgun. She knocked the intruder in the head with a jar candle, giving her husband a chance to wrest the shotgun.

By then the tussle had spilled out onto the front lawn. Keith Hoehn shot one of the men who had a pistol, police said. Wounded, that man ran away.

Then the intruder who initially had the shotgun charged Keith Hoehn.

Kellie Hoehn told The Dallas Morning News that she screamed at her husband, “Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.”

Her husband fired the shotgun and the man fell to the ground. Then the shot man lunged a second time.

“Well, I shot him again, and I guess that was it,” Keith Hoehn said.

Dakota Scott Benoit, 20, of Richland Hills, was pronounced dead at a hospital. John Garland Pierson, 25, of Haltom City, was in critical condition and in police custody at the hospital.

“I am not happy that someone is dead,” Kellie Hoehn said. “But I am glad that my family is alive.”

Police said Pierson was shot in the left arm and the bullet pierced his diaphragm and other organs but his condition was improving. He will face charges of burglary of habitation with intent to commit another felony, police said.

Investigators say the couple were just defending their family and probably won’t be charged.

Probably, hell! They had better NOT be charged! :evil:

Meanwhile, The Bull would like to take a moment and award the Hoehn Family the coveted Golden Bull’s Balls Award for Bravery and showing the American Fighting Spirit!

Congrats, folks!

Bull, out!  End of Article

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This, Dear Readers, is The Bull’s kind of father!

(From Fox News…)

After catching his teenage son smoking pot, a father sold his son’s coveted “Guitar Hero III” video game on eBay as punishment, and made over $9,000, PC World reported.

The father, a Canadian school teacher, spent two weeks searching for the rare video game for the Nintendo Wii gaming system before buying it for his son. But later, after coming home from work early, he caught his son smoking reefer in the backyard with his “delinquent friends,” PC World reported.


Click here to read the full PC World report.

In the eBay listing page, the man said he put the video game up for sale to punish his son and discourage him from smoking dope.

“I know smoking a joint isn’t the end of the world, but if you can convince me that he deserves the gift, then I will end the auction,” it was reported.

The father sold the game to an Australian buyer for $9,100.01, PC World reported.

Sir, I am happy to award you the Order of Silver Bull’s Balls for Sensible Thinking and Proactive Parenting!

Hell yeah! :mrgreen:

Bull, out!
  End of Article

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From Fox News…

BALTIMORE â€??? The father of a fallen Marine was awarded nearly $11 million Wednesday in damages by a jury that found leaders of a fundamentalist church had invaded the family’s privacy and inflicted emotional distress when they picketed the Marine’s funeral.

Normally I’d not use the correct spelling of this old man’s name. Today is a different day though. Fred Phelps, a product of inbreeding just like his daughters, the so-called pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church, his kids, and the church itself are now on the hook for some $11,000,000.00, and The Bull could only be happier if a biblical plague hit said church and its entire congregation.

Hey Fred! Where is your god now? :twisted: I feel comfortable in saying that simply because the god of the Westboro idiots is certainly mine and appears not to be the God of true Christians.

Of course, the father of the hero Marine is unlikely to collect much, if anything. The church and all of its assets will not come close to this amount. I’m sure that Albert Snyder knows this and is sleeping somewhat better knowing that he either has completely busted the ‘Church of Leprous Souls’ or has at least hurt them in a major way.

For his meritorious actions in a time of personal agony Albert Snyder is hereby awarded the Golden ‘Bull’s Balls’ Award. This is the first time that I have seen fit to award Golden Balls to anyone. This should tell you just how much I admire the father of this Marine, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, and appreciate the sacrifice of his beloved son, a National Hero.

It should also tell you how much I loathe that bastard Fred Phelps and his entire inbred family. (BTW: The entire church is made of family members and a few local losers.) On many occasions over the years I have challenged Fred or any member of that freak show to debate The Bull. To date, they have not seen fit to take me up on the offer. I’m even willing to go to the Westboro Church for the debate. They are apparently far too scared of me.

I’ll be frank with all of you, my Dear Readers. I hope daily to outlive the demon Phelps by just long enough to go to his burial sight. There I shall empty my gut and both bladders upon that bastard’s grave. Count on it!

Bull, out.  End of Article

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