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NEW DELHI â€??? An Indian naval vessel sank a suspected pirate “mother ship” Wednesday in the Gulf of Aden and chased two attack boats into the night, officials said, yet more violence in the lawless seas where brigands are becoming bolder and more violent.

Piracy on the High Seas. It didn’t die out with Blackbeard, nor with the War of 1812 when the British Royal Navy was acting, (quite literally), as a pirate. It has always been an issue somewhere on this globe since man first took to the ocean in boats. Where ever valuable goods traveled on the lonely seas, there too were the thieves. I suspect that it will remain so as long as we continue to sail. If ever space travel becomes commonplace there is no doubt that piracy will soon follow.

The Bull is certain that the good hippies, er, people in California will say that to avoid anyone getting hurt the best idea is for us regular folk and peace-loving Nations to simply stop using the World’s oceans for travel and commerce. Furthermore, I’m satisfied that the Obama Administration would rather negotiate with the pirates. The sad fact is that the only way to deal with pirates is to hunt them down, sink their vessels, and hang the survivors, (if any). The current crop of sea-faring sub-humans operating in the Gulf of Aden is no exception.

Enter the brave sailors aboard the good ship INS Tabar

As reported on Fox News

A multicoalition naval force has increased patrols in the region, and scored a rare success Tuesday when the Indian warship, operating off the coast of Oman, stopped a ship similar to a pirate vessel mentioned in numerous piracy bulletins. The Indian navy said the pirates fired on the INS Tabar after the officers asked it to stop to be searched.

“Pirates were seen roaming on the upper deck of this vessel with guns and rocket propelled grenade launchers,” said a statement from the Indian navy. Indian forces fired back, sparking fires and a series of onboard blasts â€??? possibly due to exploding ammunition â€??? and destroying the ship.

Fine work! Congrats to the commander and crew of INS Tabar on hunting down and eliminating this one nest of vermin. There are more out there – indeed, too many – and my gut tells me we will hear more from the Indian Navy and the fine ship Tabar. In fact, the Indian Navy was cited in the same story for another recent action against the pirates…

Last week, Indian navy commandos operating from a warship foiled a pirate attempt to hijack a ship in the Gulf of Aden. The navy said an armed helicopter with marine commandos prevented the pirates from boarding and hijacking the Indian merchant vessel.

Excellent! Simply excellent!

Of course, with the pirates currently holding some seventeen vessels along with more than 300 crew members, not to mention a Ukrainian ship loaded with weapons and a Saudi Arabian supertanker carrying $100 million in crude oil, this is no time to slow down for a party. Indeed, we need to be asking: “Where the hell are the World’s other Navies at a time like this?” What is the U.S. 5th Fleet doing? Sure, they patrol. I agree that patrols show little success considering the sheer size of the planet’s oceans. No one can know where the pirates will be on any given day. The thing is that pirates have to make port somewhere in order to sell their ill-gotten gains and we do know those locations.

The Bull submits that every ocean-going Nation on the planet should dispatch a minimum of two frigates, preferably gun-equipped over the guided missile versions, to the Gulf of Aden. A pair of carriers would be good, too. Further, in the interest of global relations, I submit that the combined fleet be commanded overall by any nation other than the United States. The only caveat being that the Fleet Commander must have experience in carrier operations if such vessels are included. Once the Fleet is combined, then it should be open season on pirates.

Just my two cents, for what it’s worth…

Bull, out.  End of Article

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It is time for another installment of E-Mail Funnies! You know, those ‘occasionally’ (very ‘occasionally’) gut-busting funny letters you see forwarded to 10.3 million email addresses and complete with 47 sets of headers by the time it gets into your mailbox. Sometimes they are made all the more funny simply by being completely true. Such is the case with today’s offering. It touches on grabs & shakes like a rag doll a topic near to everyone on the Gulf Coast this time of year – Hurricanes. Some folks will cringe at making fun of such events. Question is: What else are you going to do? Hurricanes are a force of Nature. There is nothing we mortals can do about them so we might as well get a laugh.

Today’s entry was submitted by a friend and local dog trainer, Frances Dauster CPDT. If you live in the Mobile, AL area and own a dog you just may want to contact her at P’s & Q’s Dog Training, LLC, or via email at this address.

Here we go…

We’re in the peak of the hurricane season, which starts June 1 and ends November 30. Any day now, you’re going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points:
(1) There is no need to panic.
(2) We could all be killed.

Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Mobile County.

If you’re new to the area, you’re probably wondering what you need to do to prepare forthe possibility that we’ll get hit by ‘the big one.’

Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan:
STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days.
STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car.
STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Thanksgiving.

Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan.

Most people will foolishly stay here in Mobile County.

We’ll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items:
Homeowners’ Insurance: If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements:
(1) It is reasonably well-built, and
(2) It is located in Nebraska.

Unfortunately, if your home is located in Mobile County, or any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place. So you’ll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss. Since Hurricane Frederick, I have had an estimated 27 different home-insurance companies. This week, I’m covered by the Bob and Big Stan Insurance Company, under a policy which states that, in addition to my premium, Bob and Big Stan are entitled, on demand, to my kidneys.

Shutters: Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the windows, all the doors, and – if it’s a major hurricane – all the toilets.

There are several types of shutters, with advantages and disadvantages:
Plywood shutters: The advantage is that, because you make them yourself, they’re cheap. The disadvantage is that, because you make them yourself, they will fall off.

Sheet-metal shutters: The advantage is that these work well, once you get them all up. The disadvantage is that once you get them all up, your hands will be useless bleeding stumps and it will be December.

Roll-down shutters: The advantages are that they’re very easy to use, and will definitely protect your house. The disadvantage is that you will have to sell your house to pay for them.

‘Hurricane-proof’ windows: These are the newest wrinkle in hurricane protection: They look like ordinary windows, but they can withstand hurricane winds! You can be sure of this because the salesman says so. He lives in Nebraska.

Hurricane Proofing Your Property: As the hurricane approaches, check your yard for movable objects such as barbecue grills, planters, patio furniture, visiting relatives, etc. You should, as a precaution, throw these items into your swimming pool (if you don’t have a swimming pool, you should have one built immediately). Otherwise, the hurricane winds will turn these objects into deadly missiles.

Evacuation Route: If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver’s license; if it says you live in Mobile County, you live in a low-lying area.) The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead, you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be lonely.

Hurricane Supplies: If you don’t evacuate, you will need supplies. Do not buy them now! Mobile County tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over who gets the last can of SPAM.

In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies:

  • 23 flashlights.
  • At least $167 worth of batteries that turn out, when the power goes out, to be the wrong size for the flashlights.
  • Bleach. (No, I don’t know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for. But it’s traditional, so GET some!)
  • A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.)
  • A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the alligators. (Ask anybody who went through Fredrick; after the hurricane, there WILL be irate alligators.)
  • $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth.

Of course these are just basic precautions.

As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right next to the water’s edge telling everybody to stay away from the ocean.

Good luck and remember: It’s great living in paradise! Those of you who aren’t here yet, you should come. Really!

Seriously, you could do much worse than living in Mobile County, AL. Take California for example… Or Massachusetts.

Hope it lightened your day! :lol:

Bull, out!
  End of Article

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The following unbelievable statement was found in a Fox News story today:

CORONA, California �?? The state parole board on Tuesday denied a request for compassionate release to Charles Manson follower Susan Atkins, who stabbed actress Sharon Tate to death nearly 40 years ago and is dying of brain cancer.

The California Board of Parole released its unanimous decision hours after a 90-minute hearing, during which it heard impassioned pleas from both sides.

“Obviously, it was too hot of a potato for them to handle,” said one of Atkins’ attorney, Eric P. Lampel. “Of course we’re disappointed. There’s no basis for denying this.”

No basis for denying this“, the fool says? :shock:

Where the hell have you been for the last 40 years, Mr. Eric P. Lampel? Are you brain-dead, or simply that freakin’ stupid? I understand that you shysters are supposed to be all for your client, but damn!

Susan Atkins is a murderer. A confessed murderer in the most notorious felonies this nation has ever known short of 9-11. So what if she’s had one leg chopped off, can’t talk, and is suffering with terminal brain cancer? WHO CARES? I know, let’s ask Abigail Anne Folger, Wojciech Frykowski, Gary Allen Hinman, Jay Sebring (born: Thomas J. Kummer), Steven Parent, Leno & Rosemary La Bianca, Sharon Tate, and Paul Richard Polanski (the unborn son of director Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate), what they think. Oh wait! They are DEAD! (There are others, but we can be sure that Atkins was involved in murdering these poor souls.) Did you think America has forgotten?

The Bull says that the murderous bitch, Atkins, was sentenced to die in prison and so she will. Granted, that death is coming four decades too late, but that is the state of Justice in the “People’s Republic of Kalifornia”.

Hell NO! No parole – EVER – for Susan Atkins!

Bull, out!  End of Article

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As everyone knows, terrible fires are reducing the southern portions of the People’s Republic of Kalifornia to a fine ash. It is a terrible loss for those effected.

However, I am reminded of the responses from residents of that most communist of States when Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans and much of the Gulf Coast. So, to return their thoughts in like kind…

“California is far too often hit by these wildfires and mudslides. Not to mention the earthquake threat. It is obviously an unsafe environment for people to live in on a permanent basis. California should be abandoned as a total loss and no taxpayer dollars should be sent there for reconstruction.”

How does it feel now, assholes? :mad:

Never fear, though. America will help her Citizens, even those that think themselves above all the rest of us and despite those folks previous bad manners.

Bull, out.  End of Article

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