The Bull would like to give you, our Dear Readers, a few of our favorite “Little Known Sarah Palin Facts“:
- Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
- Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
- When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered
- Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite
- Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk
- Sarah Palin can divide by zero
- As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding
- In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight
- Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North
- Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
- Sarah Palin is what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout”
- Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
- N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
And then, The Bull’s absolute favorite:
- Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?�?
For even more LKSPF’s, go to the Sarah Palin Facts website.
I find myself wondering more and more each day why it has taken America so long to discover that a conservative married mother of five is the perfect candidate for our elected leadership. 
Well, we know now and it is up to us, those that still love our Nation, the REAL Americans, to get her – and John McCain into office by taking ourselves to the polls in November!
Bull, out! (er… if that’s OK with Sarah, that is…) 
