The Bull would like to give you, our Dear Readers, a few of our favorite “Little Known Sarah Palin Facts“:
- Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
- Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
- When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered
- Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite
- Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk
- Sarah Palin can divide by zero
- As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding
- In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight
- Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North
- Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
- Sarah Palin is what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout”
- Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
- N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
And then, The Bull’s absolute favorite:
- Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?�?
For even more LKSPF’s, go to the Sarah Palin Facts website.
I find myself wondering more and more each day why it has taken America so long to discover that a conservative married mother of five is the perfect candidate for our elected leadership. 
Well, we know now and it is up to us, those that still love our Nation, the REAL Americans, to get her – and John McCain into office by taking ourselves to the polls in November!
Bull, out! (er… if that’s OK with Sarah, that is…) 
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0415… Seems I slept longer than usual. Perhaps that has something to do with the state of my dreams. Maybe not. Since I was a kid The Bull has been the “go to” guy when it comes to dreams. I’ve got a knack for seeing what is crawling about in a person’s head, what is the root of a particular dream. Never for myself, though. Tonight’s dream was not terrifying. No, my nightmares are based in reality, never in my sub conscience. This dream was merely strange. A jumble of strange imagery – persons, places, animals, & things that seem to have no correlation.
Persons:
- Fred Thompson
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Ronald Reagan (on a television screen)
- my beloved wife, Lady Beth
- two lost friends: Cathy & Melody
- a dear friend: Malece
- one dead uncle: Jeff
Places:
- my home
- Windsor Castle
- the southern bridge over the Big Eastatoe River
- Dragon Hills, near Carrollton, GA
Animals:
- house cats, (not mine)
- my Great Danes
- a Bald Eagle
Things:
- a HUGE staircase
- an ancient elevator, (in good working order)
Odd, yes? Even now, as most dreams do, the details are becoming a bit fuzzy around the edges. For example, I can not recall what ‘Uncle Ronnie’ Reagan was saying on the television, just that he had my undivided attention. (What a great man. May he rest well.) I had been asked to feed those cats. Just after, and because of, successfully chasing down Jeff. Fred Thompson was where ever I was after that chase, almost as a narrator. The eagle was always in the sky above making the occasional cry. Where ever Lady Beth stood she was being guarded by our Danes. No one could get too close – save for me. Malece sang song after song and each one relaxed me more. I also never seemed to be able to choose between the stairs and the elevator. Mostly I took the stairs.
The rest was even more peculiar. I’ll keep that to myself for now, methinks.
Now, back to the waking world…
Bull.
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