Troy King | The Bull Speaks!

THAT, my Dear Readers, is the question!

Troy King, the Attorney General of Alabama, and the presumed GOP favorite for the Alabama Governor’s race in 2010 is rumored to be in a world of deep, dark shyte. Both at home and in the political (if not public) eye. The reason? Boy, is that ever a story! Or perhaps, just rumor…?

For the past couple of weeks there have been rumors floating about Alabama’s nether regions (read as “State House”) concerning our anti-sex, anti-gay, tied-way-too-tight Attorney General planning his resignation due to a divorce action filed by his wife, supposedly confirmed by Montogmery’s WSFA. The cause of said action is supposedly marital infidelity of the worst sort – especially for someone with such a public hatred for all things sexual as Troy King. According to several sources, including (and quoting) the near-100% accurate Perez Hilton:

Notoriously anti-gay Republican Alabama Attorney General Troy King was supposedly caught in his marital bed, by his wife, sexing it up with a young, gay, male assistant!!

Whoa! :shock:

Toys for Troy
(See this post for an explanation)

Let’s remember that this is the same Troy King that demanded that Alabama’s archaic 1998 law against any sort of device that can be used for “self gratification” be enforced by our already over-worked Law Enforcement agencies. It is the Attorney General’s opinion that Government influence should, and does, extend to the bedroom activities of consenting adults – even when alone! So for the last couple of years anyone wanting to legally buy a dildo has had to drive into one of our neighboring States or procure one via mail order. Viva la Internet!

Again, until more evidence arises, and it will, this should not be deemed fact. However, the McCain Campaign has now dropped all mention of Troy King as their “Chair of the McCain 2008 Alabama campaign” which was announced on January 29, 2008. In fact, they have verily sanitized their site! What they failed to recall is that Google caches their pages, so it was only a matter of a simple search to find the original press release. Further, ‘Common Sense, at the Alabama blog, Left In Alabama (see “Comments”), reports:

Sources at the Montgomery Advertiser say that they have been sitting on the story for a couple of weeks. They’re working the story fast and furiously but won’t run until they get official confirmation due to possible exposure to a lawsuit from King. Their sources tell them that Troy King was caught in a compromising situation with a male aide at King’s home by his wife. The Montgomery Advertiser is trying to determine who King would submit his resignation to – is it Gov. Bob Riley? A press release from King’s office stated that he was supposed to be in Mobile yesterday (Wednesday). The Mobile-Register is working the story as well.â€??

The Bull has confirmed that the Mobile-Register is working the story.

Mr. King, you’ve stepped into it now!

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It is well known that The Bull is firmly entrenched on the Conservative side of Independent. I’m not ‘pro-gay’ or ‘anti-gay’. I like sex as much as anybody. We were, after all, designed by our Creator to enjoy sex. I just don’t think that it is any of the Government’s business what consenting adults do in their bedroom. If minors were involved, I have a differing opinion. I agree with Mr. King’s opinion on many topics, including the Death Penalty for the rape of children. The Bull absolutely abhors a hypocrite, though!

That said, I’ve got to say that the near-total silence from King, and the GOP in general, on this matter looks like nothing more than a cover-up. Exactly what the ‘Dem-wits’ want! Saying that they (King & flunkies) will not “confirming or denying” anything simply will not make it! If the rumors are pure trash, then say so. Loudly! On the other hand, if Troy King is indeed the hypocritical idiot that he has so appeared to be to any thinking Human Being, then he is not worth the effort being expended to save the shreds of his reputation – throw him in the trash! This will not, and is not, doing the Conservative hopes of 2008 any good at all. Hypocrisy must be one thing we keep out of our elected positions and any other position of power, be it local, state , or national in scope.

All of this kind of makes one wonder what else is hidden in Troy King’s “not-for-prime-time” closet, doesn’t it? Sorry for the pun, I couldn’t resist.

No matter if you are on the Left or the Right of the political center it is clearly time for Troy King to exit from the Alabama Public Arena. Exit, stage left!

We’ll be watching, Troy. We’ll be watching…

Bull, out!  End of Article

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There are more jokes out there about Alabama than I can count. Some are funny, but most are simply insulting. There is one joke out there that is actually true…

The State of Alabama outlawed “sex toys”.

Yes, in 1998 the sale of sex toys was banned in Alabama. (That date is correct. Not ‘1898′, but actually ‘1998′. Frightening, isn’t it?) Possessing the items remains legal as does the possession of condoms and virility drugs. The purchase of sex toys for “bona fide medical or other purposes” is also allowed, although you still have to go out of state to buy them. Frankly, The Bull would love to hear the explanation of a silicone penis’s “bona fide medical purpose”… :shock:

Lawsuits against this stupidity went all the way to the U.S. 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta. The lower courts had all thrown out the idiocy as un-Constitutional. However, the robed felons figures in Atlanta said in 2004 that there is no Constitutional right to sexual privacy. (My guess is that the Founding Fathers all considered that idea to be a ‘given’.) The ‘law’ still stands, though the Court did say, pretty much flat-out, that the law was “silly”. Another suit against the law made its way up to the U.S. Supreme Court earlier this year, those clowns declined to hear the case.

vibrating ducky

Enter one Loretta Nall, former gubernatorial candidate and Internet blogger. Ms. Nall has organized a “Sex Toys for Troy King” drive, encouraging folks to send sex toys to Attorney General Troy King’s office in Montgomery, AL.

The Bull loves this idea! :mrgreen: I’ve got no use for Ms. Nall’s drug policy, but on this point we’re eye-to-eye.

The Attorney General had this to say, (through a spokesman, of course): “We have 105 members of the House and 35 members of the Senate. I would suggest (Nall) buy 140 items and send them to the (members of the) Legislature.”

I love this idea as well! :mrgreen:

On Tuesday Ms. Nall said that prosecuting store owners is both a violation of privacy and a waste of time. “It’s absolutely outrageous an attorney general would squander our tax dollars and barge into our bedrooms and tell us what we can and cannot do in Alabama,” she said. “We have real crime in Alabama.”

In Jefferson County a local judge declined to close a sex toys store in north Alabama’s town of Hoover, (I’ll leave this joke opening alone…), earlier this month, saying the law’s vagueness on what constitutes “adults-only enterprises” means the city can’t close the shop.

Brian Lyman, writing for the Mobile Press-Register, reports the following:

The attorney general has not made a decision on whether to push for the change to the language, Bence said. King will soon start meeting with law enforcement officials to determine his legislative agenda, and Bence said strengthening anti-obscenity language in the law will be on the agenda if a majority of police say they want it.

The initial 1998 lawsuit was brought by the American Civil Liberties Union, two store owners and four women who said they needed the devices for medical purposes. :roll: Store owners have said they would invoke the law’s medical exception to continue selling the items. Nall, however, said it shouldn’t come to that.

“Maybe next time you’ll have to show a note from the doctor that you have to buy that,” she said. “I think it’s ridiculous to have to give a reason to purchase something like that if we’re over 18 years old.”

You have a fine point there, Ms. Nall! The Bull agrees completely, (even though I hate to be on the same side as the ACLU). With all of the real crime in this State, hell – in this Country, you would think that the State could find better uses for its limited resources than coming between adults and their harmless toys. If you agree and wish to join Free Americans in making a point, send the sex toy of your choice to Alabama’s Attorney General at:


Office of the Attorney General
Alabama State House
11 South Union Street, Third Floor
Montgomery, AL 36130

One final note:
According to Ms. Nall, the attorney general’s office should be receiving an inflatable pig via the mail by the end of this week. :lol:

Bull, out!  End of Article

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